Rye Burgos

Men are like ... OFW (Overseas Filipino Workers)
To them, "Experience" ... is the best "teacher"

Model: Jens Knuttel
Point Guard FEU Tamaraws

























Men are like ... FEU Tamaraws.
Even in the dark, they can show you their 'hook' shots!

Model: Biboy Ramirez
Actor Model

























Road sign near a shipping line:

"Use the 'airport' exit..."

Model: Rodel Felicidario
Close Up To Fame,Ramp and Commercial Model


























Men are like ... condoms.
People say they are leak-proof ... but they are not.

Model:Charles Martinez
Teenstars

























Sign Sa Isang Simbahan

"God is on line ... KNEE-mails answered."

Model: Marky Cielo
Actor Model
























Men are like ... websites.
You visit them regularly and you 'explore' or 'play with them.

Model:Ahron Villaflor
Actor-Dancer


























Men are like ... mountain climbers.
They start from the 'bottom' ... up!

Model: Gerard Magno



























Men are like ... matinee idols.
Even when they 'perform' bad ... we say "they're good'.

Model: Kenji Mmarquez



























Men are like ... palm readers.
They know they have 'long life lines'.

Model: Mcmiel Dennison
Viva Hot Men


























Men are like ... wedding rings.
They feel good around our fingers.

Model: Paolo Serrano
Viva Hot Men


























Men are like ... electric guitars.
There's always 'strings attached'.

Model:Antonio Aquitania
Actor-Model


























Men are like ... baseball pitchers.
They say, "Catch my 'balls'."

Model: Joemarie Yllana
Actor Model


























Men are like ... Bench jeans.
They are a perfect 'fit.'

Model: Leviger Laxina
Hari Ng Negros


























Men are like ... wine.
As they get older ... they get better.

Model: John Estrada
Actor Model



















Translated Song Titles:

Song: Love me For What I Am
Trnslation: Bading ... Siya!

Model: Coco Martin
Actor-Model


























(Lahat ay may holiday)

Fathers celebrate Father's Day.
Mothers have Mother's Day,
Single men have Palm Sunday,
Pregnant Women have Labor Day.
Ang gay men naman celebrates Ass Wednesday!

Model: Chris Freil
Ginoong Filipinas USA


























Newspaper Slips:

"EYE" of the storm ... BLURRY! (parang eyesight )

Model: Chris Freil
Ginoong Filipinas USA


























Men are like ... lawyers in bar exams.
They 'sweat' .... because they have a 'hard time'.

Model: Adrian Asor
Heatwave Bikini Open

























Sign at Copenhagen airline ticket counter:

"We take your bag and send them 'FROM COAST TO COAST!'
*****

Model: Marvin Sia
Mossimo Bikini OPen


















(Nakalilito si Lito)

Lito: Anim po lahat ang anak ko at Lito lahat ang pangalan.
Tagasurvey: Hindi ba nakakalito?
Lito: Isang tawag ko lang sa kanila, dumadating silang lahat!
Tagasurvey: Paano kung isa sa kanila ang particular mong kailangan?
Lito: No problem. Apelyido naman ang ginagamit ko. Iba iba kasi ang ina nila!
******

Model:Martin del Rosario
Actor-Model



















(Bagong Slogan)

Mayor: Magisip tayo ng slogan para makatipid sa kuryente
Gradeschooler: "Magtipid ng kuryente ... sa kapitbahay manood ng TV!"
*****

Model: Atom Araullo
Model-ABS-CBN News Anchor














Text of the Day:

"Alone? I'll be your company...
Sad? I'll make you happy ...
Lonely? I'' hug you tightly ...
Money? Hug na lang ulit ... yong mahigpit!
*****

Model: Mcmiel Dennison
Viva Hotmen

























(Question and answer)

Question: What fruit best describe a woman's vagina?
Answer: Durian: because it smells like hell ... but taste like heaven!
*****

Marco Grazzini
Mossimo Bikini Open Winner

























Wholesome or Bold?

Wholesome Movie: Anak Ka Ng Ina Mo!
Bold Movie: Anak Ka Ng P-tang Ina Mo!
*****

Model: Jerome Ocampo
Viva Hot Men

























(Question and answer)

Question: What fruit best describe a man's sex organ?
Answer: Santol! Masarap sipsipin ... pero mahirap lunukin!
*****

Model: Ron Morales
Be Bench





















(Wala ng problema)

Reporter: Sabi ni Gloria, wala nang 'imperialismo' sa ating bansa. Wala na ring 'kapitalismo'. At lalo walang 'kumunismo'!
Reporter: Ang tanging problema na lang sa Pilipinas ay "ako na mismo!'
*****

Model: Jonathan Dalawampu

Ginoong Filipinas Visayas

Reporter1: Ibabasura na ang lahat ng 'kaso' ng impeachment laban kay GMA.

Reporter 2: Isang 'kaso' lang ang matuloy.

Reporter 1: Ano yon?

Reporter 2: Trang'kaso' po!

*****

Model:Kaiser Rivera

Student

TV Host: What is the biggest problem facing the youth today?

Student: Drugs po!

TV Host: Bakit mo nasabi yan?

Student: Mahal ... kasi eh!

*****

Model: Jericho Rosales
Actor Model





















Newspaper ad:

"Bumisita na kay Madame A___. Siya'y ay dalubhasang NANGHUHULA!"
****

Model:Mikko Untalasco






















(Ibalik and Pera Ko)

Hold Upper: Ibigay ang pera mo.
Mayor: Kilala mo ba ang hinohold-up mo? Ako ang mayor ninyo!
Hold Upper: In that case: "Ibalik mo ang pera Ko!
*****

Model: Mark Nebres

Ginoong Filipinas 1999

Sayings To Live By;

Old Saying: When the cat is away, the mouse will play.

New Saying: When the cat is away, another cat will come!

*****

Mark Fresco- Mr. Pogi 2nd Runner Up

Sayings To Live BY:

Old Saying: Don't drink and drive.

New Saying: Don't drink and drive. If you drive, you must have a car!

*****

Model: John Muhlaly
Winner Century Tuna Superbods





















Text of the Day:

"To love you must be SMART. TALK and TEXT are not enough to express my love in this GLOBE.

I am as hot as the SUN, but I'm always addicted to love you , be cause my love is UNLIMITED".
*****

Model:Harold Oide
Ginoong Filipinas Turismo 07





















(Ukayukay ang pagibig)

Mr. Mama ... dahil mahal kita, Penshoppe ka sa puso ko
Lee ka sa feelings ko at Bench ka sa isip ko!
Mrs: Ay nkau honey, pag nagsawa na ako sa etits mo...
Ukay-ukay ka na lang sa paningin ko!
*****

Model: RolandFormanes






















Vocabulary:

Word: Down Load
Meaning: Premature Ejaculation
*****

Model: Vincent Jose
Lakan Ng Kalakhang Maynila





















Vocabulary:

Word: Crackdown
Meaning: Napunit ang puwit!
******

Model: Yul Servo
Actor-Model



















(Nagbebenta ng laman)

Dad: Nakakahiya ka anak. Nagbebenta ka raw ng laman?
JR: Bakit Dad? Kung magbenta ako ng buto ... may bibili ba?
******

Model: Wesley Gonzales
Model and Basketball Player





















(okay lang and BJ)

Taxi Driver: Miss saan po tayo?
Miss: Wala po akong pambayad. Gusto mo i-BJ na lang kita?
Taxi Driver: Pagkatapos ng BJ saan tayo?
Miss: Sa Miss Gay Beauty contest!
*****

Model: Robby Mananquil
Actor Model






















(Naguguluhan si Inday)

Tsimay: Sir... sino ba ang masarap: ako o si ma'am?
Sir: Sino pa e di ...ikaw!
Tsimay: Naguguluhan kasi ako eh. Kasi sabi ng drayber natin, mas masarap daw si ma'am kesa sa akin eh!
*****

Model: Rico Lazaro
Mr. Philippines 2007 Candidate





















(follow the leader)

Mr. Lahat ng sasabihin ko isigaw mo... ok? Baril!
JR: BARIL!
MR: Armalite
JR: ARMALITE!
MR: Lalaki.
JR: NASAAN ... itay?
*****

Model: Vince Santos
Ramp and Commercial model





















(Maraming trip ... diyan)

Laugh Trip ... tawa ka ng tawa( Kahit walang nakakatawa)
Sound Trip ... 24 hour and music (kahit dumudugo na ang tenga)
Food trip ... Kain to the max (bondat na sigi pa ang lafang)
Money Trip ... ( Shop till yoiu drop)
Love trip ... may other term yan ... minsan we call thaT BAD TRIP!
*****

Model: Dennis Dimalibot

Mr. Kuorus Winner

(wrapper ng gift)

JR: Dad pahingi ng condom. Birthday gift ko sa girlfriend ko.

Dad: I gift wrap ba natin ang condom?

JR: Huwag na. Ang condom kasi ang wrap ng gift ko.

*****

Model: Cris Cacayorin
Ginoong Filipinas Turismo '06

























What's In A Name?

Name: Deo Durante
Meaning: Deodorant, Mr. Clean

Model: John Aquino
Ginoong Filipinas Turismo






















What's In A Name?

Name: Top Gun
Translation: Topacio Mamaril
*****

Model:Paulo Avelino
Starstruck
























Men are like ... laxatives.
They irritate the s --- out of you!

*****

Model: Prince Stefan
Starstruck
























Men are like ... CD Player.
We do the 'dance' ... they do the 'play'.
*****

Model: Bim Cecilio
Best Model of the Philippines 05

























(Nangangati si Misis)

Mrs: Hay Doc ... ang mister ko walang kabuhay-buhay. Sinabi ko lang na " Hon ... parang nangangati ako. ..."
Doc: Inisnab ka?
Mrs. Mas pa sa inisnab. Binigyan ba naman ako ng Caladryl?
*****

Model:Kirbie Zamora
Be Bench





















( Mark has a cavity that needs to be filled))

Dentist: Now young man ... what kind of filling would you like for your tooth?
Mark: Chocolate ... please!
*****

Model: Atom Araullo
Model- News Reporter
























Sayings To Live By:

Old Saying: If there's a 'will', there's a way!
New Saying: If there's a 'will', there are relatives!
*****

Model: Arvi Matthew Encellan
Circle of Ten

























Sayings To Live By:

Old Saying: When in doubt ... ask!
New Saying: When in doubt ...press F1 for help!
*****