SHOWBIZ LAUGHLINES

2012-02-08T18:25:00.000-08:00

Beautiful Asian Men invade the internet. Too bad some of them we dont even know their names. If you happen to know the name of the model featured in the series, please let us know by writing their names in the comment section. We would love to start a thread for them. Thanks and enjoy.

Name: Country: Work: Profession: Pageant Joined: Photo credit:
All photos are copyright to its rightful owners.

Tom Rodriguez

2011-01-24T10:51:00.000-08:00

Men are like ... multi-vitamins.
It "does" the body good!

John Lloyd Cruz

2011-01-12T09:32:00.000-08:00

Men are like ... Luneta Park.
They always say: " Keep "off" the "grass'!

John Pratts

2010-12-24T07:34:00.000-08:00

Men are like ... green mangoes.
Some of them can leave a "sour taste in your mouth".

JR Valentin

2010-12-12T01:45:00.000-08:00

Men are like ... balikbayan boxes.
The bigger the "box" ... the higher is the "rate".

Kian Kazemi

2010-11-24T03:47:00.000-08:00

Men are like ... Five Star Hotels.

They give you "service" ... that fit your "needs".

Kiko Junio

2010-11-12T01:05:00.000-08:00

Men are like ... virginity.

The "hard part" is ... "giving them away".

Luis Alandy

2010-10-24T07:56:00.000-07:00

Men are like ... orange and lemons.
You "queeze" them ... and they "squirt"!

Lance Christopher

2010-10-12T11:15:00.000-07:00

Men are like ... SM Appliance Center.
You always "check" on their "merchandise ... before you "pay" them.

Kris Martinez

2010-09-24T11:36:00.000-07:00

Men are like ... body tattoos.

Once you have them ... they give you a "lasting impression".

Luis Manzano

2010-09-12T07:51:00.000-07:00

Men are like ... Baguio City.
Watch out ... there's a lot of "zig" and "zag" somewhere along the way.

Marco Morales

2010-08-24T09:20:00.000-07:00

Men are like ... buying cars.
A rare moment when your "heart", "mind" and "wallet" don't agree!

Mark Herras

2010-08-12T09:16:00.000-07:00

Men are like ... movie teasers.
They say: "You have not seen anything yet"!

Paulo Avelino

2010-07-24T21:11:00.000-07:00

Men are like ... pop stars idols.
You give them the "right key" and they will "sing" you the "right note"!

Neil Coleta

2010-07-12T08:16:00.000-07:00

Men are like ... Olympic archers.
They "aim", "shoot", and "fire" ... Bulls Eye!

Nico Ibaviosa

2010-06-24T07:55:00.000-07:00

Men are like ... boybands.
As we give them a "standing ovation" ... we ask for an "encore performance"!

Martin del Rosario

2010-06-12T10:08:00.000-07:00

Men are like ... birthday gifts.
Whether "wrapped" or "unwrapped" ... they "excite" you.

Marvin Agustin

2010-05-24T09:43:00.000-07:00

Men are like ... Quiapo Church.

Go down on your "knees" ... and "kneel"!

Marvin Kiefer

2010-05-12T09:05:00.000-07:00

Men are like ... Tanduay Rhum.

They have ESQ ... "Extra- Smooth- Quality"!

Marvin Raymundo

2010-04-24T08:04:00.000-07:00

Men are like ... vintage cars.

They say: " Go "slow" ... it's been awhile"!

Mateo Guidecelli

2010-04-12T07:13:00.000-07:00

Men are like ... marble floor.

"Lay" them right the first time ... and you can "walk" on them forever.

Mike Tan

2010-03-24T10:35:00.000-07:00

Men are like ... PLDT.

They thrive in ... "long distance relationships"!

Patrick Garcia

2010-03-12T10:18:00.000-08:00

Men are like ... San Miguel Beer.

They are the reason why "you woke up late this morning".

Richard Gutierrez

2010-02-24T06:41:00.000-08:00

Men are like ... gold rings.
The higher the "karat" ... the "softer" they become.

Piolo Pascual

2010-02-14T08:46:00.000-08:00

Men are like ... stamp collectors.
They "collect" ... and they "select" the BEST!

Prince Stefan

2010-01-24T06:00:00.000-08:00

Men are like ... Magnolia Ice Cream.
They are "pleasures" that should be enjoyed "slowly".

Rafael Rosell

2010-01-12T06:54:00.000-08:00

Men are like ... soccer players.
After a "hardly-fought game" the only thing they say is ... "TOUCHDOWN"!

Randolph Stamatelaky

2009-12-24T08:39:00.000-08:00

Men are like ... Davis Cup Players.
Their "main concern" is ... if they "measure up."

Rico Barrera

2009-12-12T08:23:00.000-08:00

Men are like ... tele-novelas.
They can make you "laugh" ... and they can make you "cry".

Sid Lucero

2009-11-24T10:54:00.000-08:00

Men are like ... hot pandesal.
Some are just too "hot" to "handle".

Zoren Legaspi

2009-11-12T09:29:00.000-08:00

Men are like ... playing scrabble.
It's "time-consuming" ... and too many "four-letter-words"!

Tyrone Perez

2009-10-24T09:58:00.000-07:00

Men are like ... history books.
They will you "bore" you with tales of "discoveries" and "conquests'.

Chris Tiu

2009-10-12T09:47:00.000-07:00

Men are like ... Ateneo Blue Eagles.
They love to "dribble" their "balls".

Wendell Ramos

2009-09-24T18:19:00.000-07:00

Men are like ... religion.
If you are not "careful" ... you'll end up getting "converted"!

Geoff Taylor

2009-09-12T07:08:00.000-07:00

Men are like ... baseball commentators.
They are always ready to go "overtime" ...
or go "extra innings".

Akihiro Sato

2008-01-19T09:54:00.000-08:00

Men are like ... fashion.
Here today ... gone tomorrow

Aljur Abrenica

2008-01-19T09:47:00.000-08:00

Men are like ... National Book Store.
If you allow them ... they have lots of "stories" to tell!

Angelo Patrimonio

2008-01-18T16:11:00.000-08:00

Men are like ... television!
They will keep you "up" all night.

Benj Besa

2008-01-18T16:02:00.000-08:00

Men are like ... telephones.
They have lots of "hung-ups".

Biboy Ramirez

2008-01-17T13:27:00.000-08:00

Men are like ... theater restrooms!
Either they are "off-limits" ... or "no-limits".

Billy Crawford

2008-01-17T13:18:00.000-08:00

Men are like ... TV hosts.
They resent it if you grab their "microphones".

Brent Javier

2008-01-17T13:11:00.000-08:00

Men are like ... onions.
"Skin" them ... and they will make your eyes "water."

Dingdong Dantes

2008-01-17T13:04:00.000-08:00

Men are like ... M and M chocolates.
They "melt" in our mouth ... and "wilt" in our hands.

Brian Termulo

2008-01-17T12:58:00.001-08:00

Men are like ... playing Russian Roulette!
A "game" with them is a "hit or miss".

Chris Cayzer

2008-01-16T09:54:00.000-08:00

Men are like ... moviestar's showbiz careers.
The name of their song is ... "Staying Alive".

DM Sevilla

2008-01-16T09:47:00.000-08:00

Men are like ... sports network!
They bring "home" ... the "action".

Ejay Falcon

2008-01-15T09:23:00.000-08:00

Men are like ... basketball!
We all get "hot" and "sweaty" ... chasing "balls".

Gino dela Pena

2008-01-15T08:42:00.000-08:00

Men are like ... Hershey's chocolate.
They are "smooth" and "sweet" ... and they have tasty "nuts"

Hideaki Torio

2008-01-14T09:00:00.000-08:00

Men are like ... Michael Jordan or Magic Johnson.
We always regarded them our ... MVP (Most Valuable Player).

Jace Flores

2008-01-13T10:49:00.000-08:00

Men are like ... magazine subscriptions.
Your first "issue" is ... "FREE"!

JE Sison

2008-01-13T08:05:00.000-08:00

Men are like ... disaster movies.
They never fail to make your "adrenalin" pumpin.

2008-01-04T08:40:00.000-08:00

Model: Roman Josh Chavez

Men are like ... ego maniacs.
They can't help it ... their 'heads' are always swollen.

Rye Burgos

2007-12-31T06:31:00.000-08:00

Men are like ... OFW (Overseas Filipino Workers)
To them, "Experience" ... is the best "teacher"

2007-12-29T09:34:00.000-08:00

Model: Jens Knuttel
Point Guard FEU Tamaraws

Men are like ... FEU Tamaraws.
Even in the dark, they can show you their 'hook' shots!

2007-12-18T08:02:00.000-08:00

Model: Biboy Ramirez
Actor Model

Road sign near a shipping line:

"Use the 'airport' exit..."

2007-12-17T07:34:00.000-08:00

Model: Rodel Felicidario
Close Up To Fame,Ramp and Commercial Model

Men are like ... condoms.
People say they are leak-proof ... but they are not.

2007-12-17T07:07:00.000-08:00

Model:Charles Martinez
Teenstars

Sign Sa Isang Simbahan

"God is on line ... KNEE-mails answered."

2007-12-17T07:01:00.000-08:00

Model: Marky Cielo
Actor Model

Men are like ... websites.
You visit them regularly and you 'explore' or 'play with them.

2007-12-17T05:37:00.000-08:00

Model:Ahron Villaflor
Actor-Dancer

Men are like ... mountain climbers.
They start from the 'bottom' ... up!

2007-12-17T05:32:00.000-08:00

Model: Gerard Magno

Men are like ... matinee idols.
Even when they 'perform' bad ... we say "they're good'.

2007-12-17T05:16:00.000-08:00

Model: Kenji Mmarquez

Men are like ... palm readers.
They know they have 'long life lines'.

2007-12-17T04:55:00.000-08:00

Model: Mcmiel Dennison
Viva Hot Men

Men are like ... wedding rings.
They feel good around our fingers.

2007-12-17T04:54:00.000-08:00

Model: Paolo Serrano
Viva Hot Men

Men are like ... electric guitars.
There's always 'strings attached'.

2007-12-17T04:42:00.000-08:00

Model:Antonio Aquitania
Actor-Model

Men are like ... baseball pitchers.
They say, "Catch my 'balls'."

2007-12-17T03:25:00.000-08:00

Model: Joemarie Yllana
Actor Model

Men are like ... Bench jeans.
They are a perfect 'fit.'

2007-12-17T02:44:00.000-08:00

Model: Leviger Laxina
Hari Ng Negros

Men are like ... wine.
As they get older ... they get better.

2007-12-15T23:37:00.000-08:00

Model: John Estrada
Actor Model

Translated Song Titles:

Song: Love me For What I Am
Trnslation: Bading ... Siya!

2007-12-15T13:15:00.000-08:00

Model: Coco Martin
Actor-Model

(Lahat ay may holiday)

Fathers celebrate Father's Day.
Mothers have Mother's Day,
Single men have Palm Sunday,
Pregnant Women have Labor Day.
Ang gay men naman celebrates Ass Wednesday!

2007-12-15T11:58:00.000-08:00

Model: Chris Freil
Ginoong Filipinas USA

Newspaper Slips:

"EYE" of the storm ... BLURRY! (parang eyesight )

2007-12-15T11:51:00.000-08:00

Model: Chris Freil
Ginoong Filipinas USA

Men are like ... lawyers in bar exams.
They 'sweat' .... because they have a 'hard time'.

2007-12-15T10:57:00.000-08:00

Model: Adrian Asor
Heatwave Bikini Open

Sign at Copenhagen airline ticket counter:

"We take your bag and send them 'FROM COAST TO COAST!'
*****

2007-12-13T23:11:00.000-08:00

Model: Marvin Sia
Mossimo Bikini OPen

(Nakalilito si Lito)

Lito: Anim po lahat ang anak ko at Lito lahat ang pangalan.
Tagasurvey: Hindi ba nakakalito?
Lito: Isang tawag ko lang sa kanila, dumadating silang lahat!
Tagasurvey: Paano kung isa sa kanila ang particular mong kailangan?
Lito: No problem. Apelyido naman ang ginagamit ko. Iba iba kasi ang ina nila!
******

2007-12-13T12:31:00.000-08:00

Model:Martin del Rosario
Actor-Model

(Bagong Slogan)

Mayor: Magisip tayo ng slogan para makatipid sa kuryente
Gradeschooler: "Magtipid ng kuryente ... sa kapitbahay manood ng TV!"
*****

2007-12-13T10:46:00.000-08:00

Model: Atom Araullo
Model-ABS-CBN News Anchor

Text of the Day:

"Alone? I'll be your company...
Sad? I'll make you happy ...
Lonely? I'' hug you tightly ...
Money? Hug na lang ulit ... yong mahigpit!
*****

2007-12-13T10:32:00.000-08:00

Model: Mcmiel Dennison
Viva Hotmen

(Question and answer)

Question: What fruit best describe a woman's vagina?
Answer: Durian: because it smells like hell ... but taste like heaven!
*****

2007-12-13T10:22:00.000-08:00

Marco Grazzini
Mossimo Bikini Open Winner

Wholesome or Bold?

Wholesome Movie: Anak Ka Ng Ina Mo!
Bold Movie: Anak Ka Ng P-tang Ina Mo!
*****

2007-12-13T10:21:00.000-08:00

Model: Jerome Ocampo
Viva Hot Men

(Question and answer)

Question: What fruit best describe a man's sex organ?
Answer: Santol! Masarap sipsipin ... pero mahirap lunukin!
*****

2007-12-13T09:56:00.000-08:00

Model: Ron Morales
Be Bench

(Wala ng problema)

Reporter: Sabi ni Gloria, wala nang 'imperialismo' sa ating bansa. Wala na ring 'kapitalismo'. At lalo walang 'kumunismo'!
Reporter: Ang tanging problema na lang sa Pilipinas ay "ako na mismo!'
*****

2007-12-13T09:43:00.000-08:00

Model: Jonathan Dalawampu

Ginoong Filipinas Visayas

Reporter1: Ibabasura na ang lahat ng 'kaso' ng impeachment laban kay GMA.

Reporter 2: Isang 'kaso' lang ang matuloy.

Reporter 1: Ano yon?

Reporter 2: Trang'kaso' po!

*****

2007-12-13T09:33:00.000-08:00

Model:Kaiser Rivera

Student

TV Host: What is the biggest problem facing the youth today?

Student: Drugs po!

TV Host: Bakit mo nasabi yan?

Student: Mahal ... kasi eh!

*****

2007-12-13T09:15:00.000-08:00

Model: Jericho Rosales
Actor Model

Newspaper ad:

"Bumisita na kay Madame A___. Siya'y ay dalubhasang NANGHUHULA!"
****

2007-12-13T08:51:00.000-08:00

Model:Mikko Untalasco

(Ibalik and Pera Ko)

Hold Upper: Ibigay ang pera mo.
Mayor: Kilala mo ba ang hinohold-up mo? Ako ang mayor ninyo!
Hold Upper: In that case: "Ibalik mo ang pera Ko!
*****

2007-12-13T08:15:00.000-08:00

Model: Mark Nebres

Ginoong Filipinas 1999

Sayings To Live By;

Old Saying: When the cat is away, the mouse will play.

New Saying: When the cat is away, another cat will come!

*****

2007-12-13T08:03:00.000-08:00

Mark Fresco- Mr. Pogi 2nd Runner Up

Sayings To Live BY:

Old Saying: Don't drink and drive.

New Saying: Don't drink and drive. If you drive, you must have a car!

*****

2007-12-13T05:45:00.000-08:00

Model: John Muhlaly
Winner Century Tuna Superbods

Text of the Day:

"To love you must be SMART. TALK and TEXT are not enough to express my love in this GLOBE.

I am as hot as the SUN, but I'm always addicted to love you , be cause my love is UNLIMITED".
*****

2007-12-12T11:30:00.000-08:00

Model:Harold Oide
Ginoong Filipinas Turismo 07

(Ukayukay ang pagibig)

Mr. Mama ... dahil mahal kita, Penshoppe ka sa puso ko
Lee ka sa feelings ko at Bench ka sa isip ko!
Mrs: Ay nkau honey, pag nagsawa na ako sa etits mo...
Ukay-ukay ka na lang sa paningin ko!
*****

2007-12-12T10:55:00.000-08:00

Model: RolandFormanes

Vocabulary:

Word: Down Load
Meaning: Premature Ejaculation
*****

2007-12-12T10:27:00.000-08:00

Model: Vincent Jose
Lakan Ng Kalakhang Maynila

Vocabulary:

Word: Crackdown
Meaning: Napunit ang puwit!
******

2007-12-11T11:02:00.000-08:00

Model: Yul Servo
Actor-Model

(Nagbebenta ng laman)

Dad: Nakakahiya ka anak. Nagbebenta ka raw ng laman?
JR: Bakit Dad? Kung magbenta ako ng buto ... may bibili ba?
******

2007-12-11T10:59:00.000-08:00

Model: Wesley Gonzales
Model and Basketball Player

(okay lang and BJ)

Taxi Driver: Miss saan po tayo?
Miss: Wala po akong pambayad. Gusto mo i-BJ na lang kita?
Taxi Driver: Pagkatapos ng BJ saan tayo?
Miss: Sa Miss Gay Beauty contest!
*****

2007-12-11T10:55:00.000-08:00

Model: Robby Mananquil
Actor Model

(Naguguluhan si Inday)

Tsimay: Sir... sino ba ang masarap: ako o si ma'am?
Sir: Sino pa e di ...ikaw!
Tsimay: Naguguluhan kasi ako eh. Kasi sabi ng drayber natin, mas masarap daw si ma'am kesa sa akin eh!
*****

2007-12-11T10:54:00.000-08:00

Model: Rico Lazaro
Mr. Philippines 2007 Candidate

(follow the leader)

Mr. Lahat ng sasabihin ko isigaw mo... ok? Baril!
JR: BARIL!
MR: Armalite
JR: ARMALITE!
MR: Lalaki.
JR: NASAAN ... itay?
*****

2007-12-11T01:56:00.000-08:00

Model: Vince Santos
Ramp and Commercial model

(Maraming trip ... diyan)

Laugh Trip ... tawa ka ng tawa( Kahit walang nakakatawa)
Sound Trip ... 24 hour and music (kahit dumudugo na ang tenga)
Food trip ... Kain to the max (bondat na sigi pa ang lafang)
Money Trip ... ( Shop till yoiu drop)
Love trip ... may other term yan ... minsan we call thaT BAD TRIP!
*****

2007-12-10T21:29:00.000-08:00

Model: Dennis Dimalibot

Mr. Kuorus Winner

(wrapper ng gift)

JR: Dad pahingi ng condom. Birthday gift ko sa girlfriend ko.

Dad: I gift wrap ba natin ang condom?

JR: Huwag na. Ang condom kasi ang wrap ng gift ko.

*****

2007-12-10T10:18:00.000-08:00

Model: Cris Cacayorin
Ginoong Filipinas Turismo '06

What's In A Name?

Name: Deo Durante
Meaning: Deodorant, Mr. Clean

2007-12-10T08:01:00.000-08:00

Model: John Aquino
Ginoong Filipinas Turismo

What's In A Name?

Name: Top Gun
Translation: Topacio Mamaril
*****

2007-12-09T11:40:00.000-08:00

Model:Paulo Avelino
Starstruck

Men are like ... laxatives.
They irritate the s --- out of you!

*****

2007-12-08T11:43:00.000-08:00

Model: Prince Stefan
Starstruck

Men are like ... CD Player.
We do the 'dance' ... they do the 'play'.
*****

2007-12-07T11:51:00.000-08:00

Model: Bim Cecilio
Best Model of the Philippines 05

(Nangangati si Misis)

Mrs: Hay Doc ... ang mister ko walang kabuhay-buhay. Sinabi ko lang na " Hon ... parang nangangati ako. ..."
Doc: Inisnab ka?
Mrs. Mas pa sa inisnab. Binigyan ba naman ako ng Caladryl?
*****

2007-12-07T11:34:00.000-08:00

Model:Kirbie Zamora
Be Bench

( Mark has a cavity that needs to be filled))

Dentist: Now young man ... what kind of filling would you like for your tooth?
Mark: Chocolate ... please!
*****