Model: Raymond Lim






















Bagong Diks...

Word: Depress
Meaning: Ang nagkasal sa persuading
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Model: Phil Younghusband






















Translated Song Titles :

Song: Can't Be With You Tonight
Translation: Nandito Ang Asawa Ko
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Model: Tim Espinosa
Actor -Model-Dancer

























Pinabalik ang Pinaalis ...

Stranger: (in the nurse's lounge) Ako po si Genie. Natutuwa ako sa care na binigay ninyo sa Auntie ko ... kaya binibigyan ko kayo ng tatlong wishes.
Nurse 1: I wish nasa Bahamas ako ... with well built men tending to my every needs. (umusok bigla, and she was gone)
Nurse 2: Ako naman ... gusto ko maging rich and retired spending my days travelling around the world. (Booooom, and she was gone)
Genie: Ikaw ... ano ang gusto mo?
Headnurse: I want those two back ... ora mismo. Busy na nga ... naglamiyerda pa! Hmmmph!
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Model: Dennis Trillo
Actor-Model

























Cheap Siya ...

Aktor: Halika ... samahan mo ako sa breakfast.
Promding Baguhan: Nakakahiya ho sir!
Aktor: Sigi na. Anong type mo ... egg pie, apple pie or pizza pie?
Promding Baguhan: Tina-pie na lang po ... para mura!
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Model: Marcus Madrigal
Actor-Model

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Sign sa isang hotel sa Europe:

"Not to perambulate in the corridors ... in the hour of our REPOSE ..."
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