Model: Hans Montenegro

Redundant ang host ng show...

Host: Ladies and gentlemen ... presenting to you the panel of JUDGES
who will pass JUDGEMENT ... as today is the JUDGEMENT day!
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Model: Carlo Hermosura

Takot masiraan ...

GMA: Ano ba ang gagawin natin sa mga artistang gustong
pumasok sa politika?
Adviser: Aakusahan natin sila ng tax-evasion...
GMA: Aba huwag! Sisiraan na naman tayo sa dalawang istasyon na iyan!
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Model: John Lloyd Cruz

Outrageous Headline:

Outrageous Headline: Kisami Ng airport ... Nag-CRASH LANDING!
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Model: Jake Cuenca

Newspaper Slip: Classified Ad Ng Isang Leading Food Chain

" Seeking applicants ... with supervisory and FAT-FOOD restaurant
experience!"
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Model: Rainier Castillo
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May Pinagmanahan ...

Mrs: Playboy talaga ang anak nating si Anton.
Mr: Hayaan mo na siya hanggang magsawa siya.
Mrs: Kay sino kaya nagmana yan?
Mr: O ... huwag mo akong tingnan!
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