Model: IR JI's

Wala Ng Problema ....

Adviser: Just to let you know na wala ng problema sa coup d etat!
GMA: Good! Sumuko na ba ang mga rebelde at ang mga oposisyonista?
Adviser: Hindi. Kinulong lang namin sila!
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Model: Cris Zuniga

Outrageous Headline ...

"Usapan Ng RECOVERY ALCOHOLIC ... Usapang LASING!"
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Model: Cris Zuniga

Newspaper Slips:

News Report...
Sign sa LABAS ng isang skating rink: " Roller skate for HEALTH ... !

Sign sa LOOB ng isang skating rink: "Roller skate AT YOUR OWN RISK ...!
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Model: Diether Ocampo

Newspaper Slips: One ad about Phonic says ...

"Hooked on PHONIES ... Great for any age!"
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Model: Dion Ignacio

Newspaper Slips: Isang news item sa tabloid ...

"The open lot on the left side of the town theater will be used for public FATHERINGS ..."
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