Model: Cris Cacayorin
Ginoong Filipinas Turismo 2006
























Men are like ... xerox machines.
You need them for reproduction and that's about it.

Model: John Lawrence Aquino
Ginoong Filipinas Turismo 1995


















Men are like ... birthday cakes.
All you do is wish and blow!

Model: Ace Fermin
Winner Lakan Ng Maynila
Ginoong Filipinas 2004























Men are like ... computers.
You don't know how much they mean to you, until they go down on you.

Model: Aldin Ojano
Ginoong Filipinas 2004
























Men are like ... placemats.
They only show up when there is food on the table.

Model: Archie Lobo
Ginoong Filipinas Visayas 2007
























Men are like ... chicken eggs (medium rare).
Six inches is medium and ten inches is rare.