John Pratts

Men are like ... green mangoes.
Some of them can leave a "sour taste in your mouth".

JR Valentin

Men are like ... balikbayan boxes.
The bigger the "box" ... the higher is the "rate".

Kian Kazemi

Men are like ... Five Star Hotels.

They give you "service" ... that fit your "needs".

Kiko Junio

Men are like ... virginity.

The "hard part" is ... "giving them away".

Luis Alandy

Men are like ... orange and lemons.
You "queeze" them ... and they "squirt"!

Lance Christopher

Men are like ... SM Appliance Center.
You always "check" on their "merchandise ... before you "pay" them.

Kris Martinez

Men are like ... body tattoos.

Once you have them ... they give you a "lasting impression".

Luis Manzano

Men are like ... Baguio City.
Watch out ... there's a lot of "zig" and "zag" somewhere along the way.

Marco Morales

Men are like ... buying cars.
A rare moment when your "heart", "mind" and "wallet" don't agree!

Mark Herras

Men are like ... movie teasers.
They say: "You have not seen anything yet"!

Paulo Avelino

Men are like ... pop stars idols.
You give them the "right key" and they will "sing" you the "right note"!

Neil Coleta

Men are like ... Olympic archers.
They "aim", "shoot", and "fire" ... Bulls Eye!

Nico Ibaviosa

Men are like ... boybands.
As we give them a "standing ovation" ... we ask for an "encore performance"!

Martin del Rosario

Men are like ... birthday gifts.
Whether "wrapped" or "unwrapped" ... they "excite" you.

Marvin Agustin

Men are like ... Quiapo Church.

Go down on your "knees" ... and "kneel"!

Marvin Kiefer

Men are like ... Tanduay Rhum.

They have ESQ ... "Extra- Smooth- Quality"!

Marvin Raymundo

Men are like ... vintage cars.

They say: " Go "slow" ... it's been awhile"!

Mateo Guidecelli

Men are like ... marble floor.

"Lay" them right the first time ... and you can "walk" on them forever.

Mike Tan

Men are like ... PLDT.

They thrive in ... "long distance relationships"!

Patrick Garcia

Men are like ... San Miguel Beer.

They are the reason why "you woke up late this morning".

Richard Gutierrez

Men are like ... gold rings.
The higher the "karat" ... the "softer" they become.

Piolo Pascual

Men are like ... stamp collectors.
They "collect" ... and they "select" the BEST!

Prince Stefan

Men are like ... Magnolia Ice Cream.
They are "pleasures" that should be enjoyed "slowly".

Rafael Rosell

Men are like ... soccer players.
After a "hardly-fought game" the only thing they say is ... "TOUCHDOWN"!