Tuesday, May 15, 2007

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Hari Ng Negros Finalist














Bantay Bata ...

Teacher: Ngayong tapos na ang eleksyon anong bulaklak ang ibigay mo kay GMA?
Bata: Chicharong Bulaklak po!
Teacher: Bakit naman?
Bata: Pagkatapos ilampaso ang mga kandidato ng Team Unity ... hot na hot siya!
Mataas na ang blood pressure ... pati na cholesterol!
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