SHOWBIZ LAUGHLINES

Saturday, December 15, 2007

Model: Adrian Asor
Heatwave Bikini Open

Sign at Copenhagen airline ticket counter:

"We take your bag and send them 'FROM COAST TO COAST!'
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Model: John Apacible Wholesome or Bold? Wholesome Movie: Bedtime Stories Bold Movie: Bedtome Worries *****
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Model: Justin de Leon Actor-Viva Hot Men, Men Of Provoq Men are like ... Nokia cellphones. Use them often, and they will have a low-bat.
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Rob Duat Model-Athlete Wholesome or Bold Wholesome Movie: Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse Bold Movie: Four Hung Men of the Apocalypse *****
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Model: Alken Miranda Actor-Model, Viva Hotmen Men are like ... ice cream. After warming up, they melt.
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Model:Harren Cuevas Viva Hot Men Wholesome or Bold? Wholesome Movie: Look Who's Coming! Bold Movie: Look Who's Cumming! *****
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Model: Terence Baylon Wholesome Or Bold? Wholesome Movie: Baby Come One More Time Bold Movie: Baby Cum One More Time ***...
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Model:Paulo Avelino Starstruck Men are like ... laxatives. They irritate the s --- out of you! *****
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Model: Coco Martin Actor-Model (Lahat ay may holiday) Fathers celebrate Father's Day. Mothers have Mother's Day, Single men have Pal...
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Model: Leonardo Litton Wholesome Or Bold? Wholesome TV: Pinoy Big Brother Bold TV: Pinoy Big Breeder *****
Kian Kazemi

Men are like ... Five Star Hotels. They give you "service" ... that fit your "needs".